Crow

Insult relating to the fact that crows never shut up therefore have special needs

Do you have special needs? Are you a crow or something?

by SpoonJuicer June 26, 2022

Crow

The one who stops all. Removes positivity, and the ability to be kind. An evil side, perhaps... A dark evil entity
Alias: The Lord Of The Third World

1: "You okay now?"
2: "**NO CROW STOPS EVERYTHING**"

by TLOTTW November 13, 2021

Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010

Curly Crowe

Mini Maximus.

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe - It wasn't my idea for us to meet, it was yours.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Crow

A racial term used by white slave owners to describe a loyal slave. In certain context it is even more offensive than "nigger".

If that old crow runs off again im gonna sell em.

by Mr. Genius brain surgeon August 31, 2021

Crow

“Crow” is a protector who watches and protects even though there presence is unrealized

“Yeah, you’re like my crow man.”

by Caddaddy August 17, 2025

The Angrier the Crow...

Truncation of the folksy saying: The Angrier the Crow, the Sharper the Beak.

Used when an action has a consequence that is obvious.

"Napoleon has fallen, he tried to invade Russia in the winter"
"Well the angrier the crow..."

by crandon_the_original October 7, 2024