chiptonite

A type of chip that makes you weak and forget about all diet goals you have set for yourself

Oh damn Mike , are those Doritos? Get those away from me they are my chiptonite

by Calgarystreets September 20, 2022

ceipt

congratiulations if ur reading this _milk#0001 is ur personal demon

A: damn did u hear about ceipt
B: huh?
A: look it up on urban dictionary
B: *looks up*
A: aha

by sugarmech January 17, 2023

CRAPTONITE

The result of a terribly upset but almost immovable bowel. A small but very pungent "shebble" comes out and somehow sticks to the bowl in open air, thus discharging it's a full stench.

Hey, you know how even the smallest piece of kryptonite disables and kills Superman? Well, there was a piece of CRAPTONITE in the school bathroom that smelled so bad it made some of us sick and made others run away!

by Extremejutsu January 25, 2023

Craptastic

When a situation is both fantastic and crappy all at once. Great for use as sarcasm or exclamation.

Well that’s just craptastic; I love this cute purse but I’m going to go broke buying it.

by The Gritty Coach May 12, 2023

Craptacular

When asked how you or your day is going; it’s Exceptionally lousy.

I had a craptacular day at work.

by Lars71 July 2, 2023

craptsmanship

Da degree of either:
(1) how good someone is at pawning off lousy-quality merchandise, or

(2) how skilled someone is at "beating da house".

In da 1924 Will Rogers classic, "A Truthful Liar", ambassador Doolittle claims to have had excellent "craptsmanship" by scoring an impressive windfall when playing cards with the King, but his fellow townspeople dismissively wave off his tale as hogwash, and so perhaps said questionable story lacked "craptsmanship" in dat it failed to convince its audience.

by QuacksO August 5, 2024

cliptalk

A made up social media site from the show The Rookie.

" Have you seen that new video on cliptalk

by Blanket.02 October 9, 2023