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creature from the snack lagoon

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?
by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010
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cratored

Cratored. Becoming so shit faced that you literally feel as though you cannot move. You remember nothing from the night before, but you know you had a fucking good time.
lets get cratored
by mhhm9123 October 8, 2011
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creatures of habit

a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ peiople resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit
by Sexydimma May 3, 2012
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creatolution

The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.
I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION
by Teratogen February 6, 2013
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crematory

Something used in the haulocaust to burn the bodies of the dead
Some men in the holocaust had to work in the crematory and incinerate the bodies of hundreds of dead men, women, and children.
by Cat face April 14, 2014
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creaturous

Someone who talks, walks and moves in a creaturous way. Normally these individuals stick close to walls and stays in the shadows. When talking its sounds something similar to a fox howling or that of some mumbo jumbo you can't quite make out in a sentence.
Eddie "Hey Joe, have you seen Ryan today?"
Joe "Yeah I saw him in town moving all creaturous, I think he was on something"
Eddie "His such a creature"
by Mr.TickleyToes January 28, 2016
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