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Corey D. Alvey

A guy who is bald and sucks on male genitalia.
Man do you see that Corey D. Alvey? He's happier than a queer with a bag full o' dicks.
by appledocky February 4, 2010
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Corey

Corey,

A confusing and mysterious individual who will never be fully understood.

Typically tall, brunette, brown/ Hazel eyes and a sizeable dick.

He has an ability to attract girls for no specific reason, most likely because he gives off a masculine aura.

Very kind and affectionate but also scary and intimidating.

When it comes to sex these guys are long lasting and hastful.

He is smart but stupid at the same time.

One of the most amazing friends who will annoy you but also understand you, care for you and make sure you're always OK.

Probably smokes weed and is always extremely chill, to the point where he's almost too chill in certain circumstances but it makes him a good listener and observant.

As a lover he ticks every box but can seem distant on some occasions.

Either way, a Corey can only be a beneficial addition to your life.

GO FIND ONE!
Some person: "yo, who tf is that?"
Another person: "oh that's Corey."
Some person: "he's sexy but I don't know why"
Another person "its his aura dude, that mysterious sexy god damn aura."
by Alicia's omniscience April 1, 2023
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Corey Dequivis

Corey’s are typically fatasses who are severely overweight. They tend to lack any intelligence whatsoever and as a result can’t find many friends. They usually are unathletic as well.
Look at Corey Dequivis over there. What a loser!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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corey

he is a hella sexy beast, and he has a well big penatrator. he'll fall in love with an alex because he a wonderfuly cute person!
alex: you totally a corey
corey: ikr
by mike_hint69 May 16, 2022
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Corey and Celeste

Greatest couple together !
They would like never break up
Corey and Celeste are the cutest and funniest couple ever
by cNc forever! July 4, 2015
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corey cook

Someone who watches anime and hentai excessively.
Person 1: hey you know that one dude
Person 2: yeah but he is a total Corey cook
Person 1: oh
by Fuck did u do January 25, 2017
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