condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

Condimental

When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.

Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?

Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.

Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.

by Bemile February 26, 2013

contimentious

1 : governed by or conforming to the dictates of continual improvement.

2 : displaying a relentless pursuit of excellence.

\ˌkän-tə-men(t)-shəs\

— con·ti·men·tious·ly (adverb)
— con·ti·men·tious·ness (noun)

The dude is a beast. He's ambitious and contimentious, a combo that's going to launch him straight to the top.

Steve Jobs was contimentious about design. He never stopped trying to make things look better and feel more intuitive.

by L. Wittgenstein August 18, 2013

confistent

Consistently double fisted.

In order to maximize happy hour, one must be confistent.

by Tokyosea June 27, 2014

Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.

I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.

by Gojai August 24, 2017

continental salami

Blowing off a number of European men with throbbing red loins

Me and my mate fred just had a continental salami. Man, those guys were horny.

by PatattasBrabbas October 28, 2017

Continental

You decide to stay at a hotel because they had this on the sign. The breakfast only had a smiggin of eggs.

That is my continental story.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018