emotional congestion

The feeling of not quite knowing how you feel but knowing its not a good emotion.

A: how are you feeling?
B: 'idk i kinda feel like i have emotional congestion.'
Or 'idk i kinda feel emotionally congested.'

by that_typical_guy November 2, 2022

Macular Conception

A condition of the eyes causing severe loss of central vision stemming from the belief that the Virgin Mary was free of original sin from the moment of her conception.

“He believed so deeply in the virgin birth, that he nearly went blind. from Macular Conception”

by DPScherer November 12, 2023

Impossible Conclusion Fallacy

The opposite of jumping to conclusions—accusing someone of "jumping to conclusions" or "hasty generalization" while demanding impossible standards of proof, pushing the needed conclusion into the realm of deductive certainty where none is possible. The fallacy lies in requiring conclusions to meet standards that no real-world conclusion can meet, then dismissing any conclusion that falls short. It's skepticism weaponized as impossibility: demanding mathematical proof for historical claims, controlled experiments for social phenomena, or absolute certainty for probabilistic judgments. The impossible standard ensures no conclusion can ever be reached, which is exactly the point.

"The evidence strongly suggests the policy failed. Response: 'You're jumping to conclusions—you haven't proven it with absolute certainty.' That's Impossible Conclusion Fallacy—demanding certainty where only probability exists. The standard is impossible, so the conclusion is always 'premature.' It's not about rigor; it's about never having to agree."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026

Welch conversion

Converting a person who welched on a bet, to finally paying you the bet.

Norm finally paid me the money he owed me from a bet, after I gave him a ton of shit for being a Welch. He is a Welch conversion.

by Word Whisperer January 5, 2026

Two Point Conversion

When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.

Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead

by Phill Latio November 3, 2008

horror movie conception

when your watching youtube since you watched a horror movie but an ad comes on for a horror movie that you cant skip so your just fucked

jenna i told you i would make a definition for horror movie conception

by clancy9019a November 9, 2016

Principal Points & Conclusions

A document that summarizes another document, however, the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.

P1: I read the principal points & conclusions memo which said there were no grounds for dismissal?

P2: Oh jeez! You cant read a document summarizing another document because on occasion the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.

P1: What! No! There were no ground for dismissal.

P2: Sure. However, the four hundred page report says otherwise.

by MD451 May 23, 2023