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Color Tard 

A person in the color gaurd who over exaggerates being in color gaurd and can't stand to talk about anything but color gaurd. They will often have a profile picture of them in their uniform and won't stop talking about the difficulties of color gaurd when really it's just a place for girls who weren't talented enough to be on the cheer or poms team.
Madison: "Hey do you know Julie?"
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."
Color Tard by Iris208 November 15, 2014

Colorado Chocolate

Reverse cowgirl anal
My girl gave me Colorado Chocolate for my birthday.

How's your father?
Not well, he's terminally ill...
Oh well you need some Colorado Chocolate that'll cheer you right up!
Colorado Chocolate by Ibugsm1 October 10, 2015

colorado cooler 

Putting things that need to stay cold outside when it's cold enough to keep them at the appropriate temperature.
"There's not enough fridge space for my beer."
"Just throw it in the Colorado cooler."

colossal fuckup 

basically when you had fucked up but to a much great extent.
Person 1: Dude my dog shitted all over the neighbor's yard
Person 2: now that's a colossal fuckup

colorfly 

Singular of colorfly, a family of insects, Rhopalocera from the order Lepidoptera. Sometimes referred to as butterflies (butterfly singl.).

British spelling: colourfly
The beautiful colorfly sips nectar from the flower.
colorfly by 1337ric November 4, 2019

Colossal Cock Energy 

The biggest and dickiest of big dick energies.
Timothy: wow look at Pablo Escobar

Barbara: what about him

Timothy; he has Colossal Cock Energy