Jello Clown

A person who walks as though they are a drunken clown with wobbly legs. Sometimes associated with someone who has underdeveloped leg muscles or lacks physical coordination causing an awkward scattery walk.

Ryan wokeup from a nap and was walking around the room like a Jello Clown.

by Rojia Banaei February 22, 2009

clown crew

Any professional team that is overpaid and underperforming

The Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, New York Knicks, New York Yankees are a few examples of teams that due to poor management (we're looking at you Carl Peterson and Al Davis), bad coaching (same here Isiah Thomas) or aging players (looking at the Steinbrenners) that are now disgracing the names of formerly great franchises. So there for they are clown crews.

by R.P. Atkins October 28, 2008

system clown

Someone with extremely linear way of thinking.
Someone who despises change.
This kind of person contradicts the advancement of society in all fields.
It could be over politics, religion, race, or how to build a tub.

system clown from the year 1900 - EUGENICS EZ T3H WIN.

by eddyeddyb March 10, 2013

clown magnet

The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.

Poor Sally has another customer treating her like crap. She is such a clown magnet.

by Makaha Bandit July 1, 2014

clown powder

Part of Jack Blacks comprehensive vocabulary

Talking about Tenacious D:

"We needed that ingredient, the comedy... the.. the clown powder"

by Tenacious McGee January 2, 2018

Clout Clown

its a way of saying a person who does wacky and stupid stuff just to become famous like an example a Class Clown kind off or a a real clown in the circus.

Dax and Crypt: disses Ksi with Ksi's Brother, but makes a video of KSI's challenge

Ksi: So moist such a Clout Clown

by F.I.F.A April 7, 2020

The Clown Family

The Clown Family is a groupchat made on Twitter. This gc consists of absolute idiots that don't believe in bagged milk, but they're nice so you have to love them.

The Clown Family are very nice but bagged milk is superior

by clownfamilyhead July 12, 2020