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Uptown Cincinnati

Newly popular geographic region of Cincinnati that includes many of the hoods north of city limits.

Includes but is not limited to: North College Hill, Mount Healthy, Springfield Township, Finneytown, Seven Hills, Forest Park, Springdale, Lockland, Sharonville, Woodlawn, Lincoln Heights, and several others.
Cincinnati is mostly divided into a east side and west side, but Uptown Cincinnati is a completely separate part of the city.

It's affordable, diverse, and has its own style and swagger.
by Uptown Legend July 21, 2021
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Cincinnati Cinsest

Where one violently attacks their mother and Grandma and proceeds to tie one up and make them watch as they fuck the grandma or the Mother then after they are done they proceed to cut off the tits of both and titty fuck them while they are off the family members body.
Hey Logan my grandma and mom are drunk you wanna Cincinnati Cinsest them?
by DR.Sussy December 12, 2024
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Cincinnati Slapjob

When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.
Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.
by CinciSlapper July 1, 2025
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Cincinnati Slapper

When a girl pours cinnamon (maybe other various spices) all over your cock and balls and she slaps the fuck out of your burning genitalia.
“Oh man I can’t walk, my dick still burns from that Cincinnati slapper I got last night
by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025
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Cincinnati Slapper

When your girl pours cinnamon (or any various other spices) all over your cock and balls and proceeds to slap the fuck out of your burning genitalia.
“Damn man my shit still burns, my girl gave me a Cincinnati Slapper last night
by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025
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Cincinnati spaghetti spree

The act of having anal sex with a man or a woman with a hairy asshole and then putting marinara or skyline chili in the anus and then eating the anus and chilli
Joe random and John Doe were caught doing a Cincinnati spaghetti spree
by Milk done July 11, 2025
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Cincinnati Starlet

It’s whenever two people put their butts, ass to ass over someone then poop onto that persons chest at the same time. - often times one must use lots of laxatives to synchronize shit with the other shitter.
Oh sure 👍 Eli was here last night with Braiden when they gave jimothy a Cincinnati Starlet. I’ve been using carpet cleaner for hours but I don’t think I’ll be able to get the smell out!
by The Cincinnati Starlet August 14, 2025
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