Cincinnati Mudslide

An abhorrently damp casserole dish of ravioli, topped with a family size container of sauce, a log of mozzarella, and a puddle of “juice”.

“There is absolutely no chance that the ravioli will be too wet”, the EMU Saxophone Studio stated before creating the Cincinnati Mudslide.

by Janzlife February 23, 2025

Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

Cincinnati Butt-Plug

A sex act involving the capturing of cicadas or other docile humming native insects, that are collected and then put into a condom or similar prophylactic and inserted into the anus for pleasure.

The humming of the insects acts as a natural source of vibration.

Jim, I think we need to refill the cicadas in this Cincinnati Butt-Plug. They died.

by becheMal444 June 9, 2024

Cincinnati Squeegee

After receiving a blowjob and finishing on your stomach, your partner pulls your underwear up and gives you a front wedgie before using the elastic band to squeegee all of your cum into your underwear.

I got my first blowjob the other day and afterwards she gave me the ol' Cincinnati Squeegee!

by Ledantarious IV July 16, 2024

Cincinnati Snot Slide

n: the act of nose-fucking someone using their snot as lube.

Drew: I heard Lucy has a cold right now.
Andy: Good opportunity for a Cincinnati Snot Slide!

Drew: Hell yeah!

by Pun10123 July 22, 2024

Cincinnati Steamer

Cincinnati Steamer

noun

An upgraded version of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein the act is performed on a pile of spaghetti—ideally topped with shredded cheddar—to honor Cincinnati’s sacred chili traditions.

“She said she was into Midwestern kinks, so I gave her the full Cincinnati Steamer—Skyline style.”

by r00gz April 3, 2025

Cincinnati Cuck Chair

When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.

Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.

by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025