Cell Shalked

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.

Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.

by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015

celling tile

It’s uhh on a celling and uhh tasty

A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die

by I love celling tiles May 31, 2024

cell membrane

the girlboss of the cell

the cell membrane is the gatekeeper of the cell

by funkyfunkster January 17, 2022

White Cell

Very shiny diamond that reflects hella light

P1: Man, all these new soundcloud rappers got ice on them
P2: Yeah bro, they got white cells

by yung rage March 5, 2019

cell check

This occurs when the boss walks around to check cubicles, to see who is in attendance or what you doing at any point of the day when he or she is bored. This is to make sure that the employees know and remember who is in charge. It becomes a nuisance or annoyance to employees who are hip to the game.

I was planning on sneaking out early from work on Friday but I had to wait until the boss did his afternoon cell check to see who was still in the office or working.

by Max L. B. December 16, 2022

cell phone punctuation

The process or occurrence of non-verbally punctuating a conversation through use of a cell phone.

Cell phone punctuation can occur in many different ways. One example is when you want to get out of an awkward or undesirable conversation, you simply pull out your cell phone and start texting or doing any other miscellaneous thing. This gives the other party the clue that the conversation is over.

by profBH January 23, 2011

clump of cells

Terminology used by liberals to avoid accountability for killing their own kids.

Bob: Did you hear Amber murdered her own kid because she failed to have sex safely?!

Alix: She didn’t abort anything! It’s just a clump of cells! She can spread her legs for as many guys as she wants without consequences you sexist pig!

by TheHeintz April 29, 2024