The most depreaved sex act ever, it involves Colin Mochrie, Avril Lavigne a hockey stick and maple syrup.
by someone666666 February 05, 2010
Is a celebration of the reputable sexual prowess of Canadians by people around the world. Traditionally, this includes but is not limited to festivals where coke and mentos enemas, bestiality, tentacles, and incestuous child pornography displays are common.
A: Lets go to burning man!
B: No Canada's History is a far better thang, as well as a hot festival of love.
A: awesome sauce!
B: No Canada's History is a far better thang, as well as a hot festival of love.
A: awesome sauce!
by MuffinDancer February 05, 2010
As defined by The Colbert Report - A rough sex act involving the spreading of a woman's vagina with Moose antlers while pouring a giant gallon jug of syrup over the Stanley Cup, then proceeding to bend the cup at a 90* angle. After proper lube has been accomplished, the purveyor of Canada's History proceeds to reverse fist the Stanley Cup into the womans well lubed anus and vagina. Completing the act with the drinking of a crappy beer and combing of your own manly facial hair.
by DannyB99 February 05, 2010
When a lover takes moose antlers to sexually pleasure their partner. Once an orgasm is reached the one using the antlers says "And that's how Canada got it's name!"
by RP85 February 05, 2010
sexual act involving stanley cup, moose antlers and maple syrup. typically involves 2 female participants and 1 male. In most iterations female A impales her vagina on one side of the moose antler while female B sits on the other side. The male actor is then felated by both females while dumping maple syrup over their faces and repeatedly slamming them on the head with the stanley cup. this happens until all parties climax.
dude, i canada history'd until I could hear the stanley cup hitting some bitch in the head in my sleep. canada's history
by mr mustache February 05, 2010
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