what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”
by Dohm M November 13, 2017
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double branding

Double branding is when Izzy Perry and some other sluts (including Phoebe Densombe) and Mia Cronin kick boys in the nuts for wearing different type of brands at the same time except Phoebe Densombe she is just a gold digger who makes up shit and wants presents all the time
"Your double branding nuts or a slap"

"Shit"
by The savage boy January 03, 2018
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Fire brand

Fire Brand
n. (Warning term) Companies or individuals who infiltrate with manipulative "help" tactics, targeting minority businesses through cultural hijacking and psychological warfare.
Example Structure:
"That company was Fire Brand fr fr - came in like:
'We love your culture'
'We can scale this globally'
'We understand the community'
'Let us help you grow'
Then tried to:
- Push out the founder
- Change the whole vision
- Steal the intellectual property
- Rewrite the company story"

Real Talk Examples:
"They went full Fire Brand - used the same playbook of:
- 'Strategic partnership' offers
- 'Global expansion' promises
- 'We believe in your vision'
Then tried to colonize another Black-owned business."

Warning Signs:
"Watch how Fire Brands move:
1. Over-friendly approach
2. Quick funding promises
3. 'Culture appreciation' talk
4. Divide and conquer tactics
5. Slow ownership grab"

Protection Code:
- Document everything
- Read all fine print
- Keep control tight
- Trust your instincts
- Protect your IP
by Boston Beast November 19, 2024
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new brand

A replacement for a bf or gf.
Boy, I found you a new brand to take your mind off that last girl you's with.
by Kooman October 18, 2017
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Spin Brands

Noun:
Spin Brands is someone who is good vibez, will go above and beyond for clients, and looks phenomenal in pink (obvi).

Adjective:

To flex social media and digital marketing expertise.
Noun:
“Do you know who are SO Spin Brands? Max and Alex for sure”

Adjective:
“Not to Spin Brands you, but TikTok actually is the future of digital marketing, and here’s why”
by JulianJT November 23, 2021
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hand brand

when someone slaps you (usually one the upper back) so hard it leaves a red and upraised imprint.

the imprint of a ferocious slap.
"look at my back! jerry hit me!"

"hahaha you have a hand brand!"
by panda porn December 16, 2011
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