Brandon

Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy

Bro, don't act like such a Brandon

by Lekker Stuk Vleis September 30, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.

That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.

by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020

Brandon

A guy with a huge cock.

I could really use a brandon right now to please my needs

by Faces of men June 13, 2018

Brandon

Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA

Brandon is a fuck up

by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019

Brandon

An idiot who is always saying “In the U.S” or “No Really!!”

“Where is XYZ....?”
In the U.S

“Seriously Brandon?!?”

by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a sweet and caring guy. He always makes everyone happy and loved. He always has a joke and makes everyone happy cry. If someone has a Brandon in their life they are the luckiest person in the WORLD! If YOU have a Brandon in your life treat him well and with respect in every way! He is full of happiness and determination.🎆

Katie: Hey have you seen that Brandon guy!
Rose: Yeah he's is sweet!
Katie: I know right!!

by Bunnylifexoxo May 1, 2021

Brandon

a person who fucks up

You just Brandoned.

by bobsbigboy3 August 6, 2018