deep sea boating

The act of motorboating a females lady parts.

Best performed after a shower, or else you could be dealing with a low tide situation, which is never good. It is advised to NEVER go deep-seaboating during a red tide. You have been warned.

That chick is so hot I would totally go deep sea boating on her right now, I'm serious, I would love to go Deep-seaboating on those waters.

by captain pfbfbfbf January 8, 2014

little face biting air sharks

The correct name for the tiny Australian fly known colloquially as "midges". Other colloquialisms include "little bastards", "cunts", and "fuck off you litte demons!"

The little face biting air sharks were so annoying I took to burning the house down with a flame thrower to get rid of them; it didn't work.

by pitdroidtech June 11, 2016

Yoink and Boink

When you steal someone's date and have sex with them.
This is widely considered to be a dick move

Past tense: Yoinked and Boinked.

Jim: Chad Yoinked and Boinked my date.
George: What?
Jim: He stole my date and had sex with her
George: That's a dick move.
Jim: No it's a Yoink and Boink

by Gnepp_ February 29, 2020

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

boink-fest

A sustained session of boinking. Such as a few boinks in one evening.

Tom and I had a boink-fest last eve. 5 times in one night!

by amyscat May 18, 2006

boink

intercourse that lasts less than 2 minutes

"dood, that chick said gabe boinked her." "LOLZ"

by tekn0hippy May 30, 2006

boined

when you are burnt really bad and the only way to discribe it is boined. when you are boined you are fucked up

damn the wasnt a burn that was a boin
not burn boined

by LIL RED April 30, 2006