Bong Cough

After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.

Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration

*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”

by meesandauds July 17, 2018

bong cat

A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.

Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!

by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018

Bong Spiller

Bong Spiller is where you take a bong and take a steaming hot shit in it and then nut inside of it and force someone to drink it.

Guy 1: please drink the Bong Spiller
Guy 2: ok

by brian33337 October 14, 2023

Bog Bong

The act of shitting and have a bong

Xan: Come have a bong

Caps: I can’t I’m shitting

Xan : that’s all good just have a Bog Bong

by ShelfinXans January 25, 2022

Biggle bong

An insult a old man would make to try and offend you for stepping on his grass, of course you have no idea what it means but what it actually means is fuck you bitch so yeah...

"GET OFF MY LAWN, BIGGLE BONG!"

by donkey nuts yum balls February 8, 2022

Dong Bong

A sex move where two people get high and one lights the other's dick and balls on fire.

"God, my balls still hurt. We did the Dong Bong last night."

by Natsfroh April 10, 2022

piss bong

a piss bong is just like your average bong but the twist is that you replace the water with piss. Any piss can be used.

Bro A: Hey man! Wanna take a hit?
Bro B: yo.. u need to clean that the water’s yellow..
Bro A: nah man it’s a piss bong!
Bro B: I think we need to see other people.

by pseudonym shmeudonym March 5, 2022