bachand

coming from the "mom" species. a bachand is a frenchy cook who is fairly pro at rainbow six siege

"omg this omelette is amazing it must have been made by a bachand!"

by Welch's wordy world April 20, 2018

bacherlory

Home decor that is obviously designed for a single masculine male.

Wow that room is really bacherlory!

by LightningLovesThunder December 18, 2017

bachelor's cuppa soup

When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.

Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.

Pete- On yer own again now then?

Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.

by gimpshoe May 6, 2018

Bachink

bachink is a mixture of baboon, chimpanzee, and orangutan. (The K at the end is for the umph it needed)

Alessandro is suck a fucking bachink

by rosas muertas May 17, 2018

Bachot

Hoe, bitch, thot

She’s a bachot for dating all those guys

by Hey hey chicken May 31, 2018

bachata call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine bachata dance liaisons on an ad hoc basis.

-OMG girl guess who called me out of the blue late last night wanting to come over my house?

-Who?

-It was jo! Girl I haven't talk to him in weeks, but I let him come over. It was a total bachata call, but it was fun! I learnt so many new steps!

by jo fara May 28, 2018

bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018