To receive a blumpkin (Getting one's cock sucked whilst taking a shit) while hanging out of a door mid-flight in a Blackhawk helicopter.
Jack was getting a Blackhawk Blumpkin at 1,500 feet when the pilot banked hard left and she blew chunks all over his chode.
by Carl Woz April 5, 2009
Get the Blackhawk Blumpkinmug. After you somehow manage to convince a freak to give you a blumpkin, just as they go down, you piss in their eyes.
by zwicks December 16, 2004
Get the philli blumpkinmug. Where a man sitting on the toilet without pants is turned around towards the tank while a woman comes in behind his ass and sucks his dick while he shits and subjects said woman to the splash zone.
I can't believe that girl gave you a reverse blumpkin! Yeah bro I mean I ate Mexican so she got the shits all over her!
by KoreanJesus69 April 13, 2017
Get the Reverse Blumpkinmug. The action of giving a blowjob to an individual having a bowel movement on the toilet, followed by eating the contents of their ass with their tongue
by The_Titsburg_Steelers June 7, 2023
Get the frosted blumpkinmug. A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.
The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021
Get the Blumpkin Spoogestermug. I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.
by Speedyblumpkins27 June 27, 2016
Get the speedy blumpkinmug. by DJR632 April 19, 2020
Get the modified blumpkinmug.