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Blackhawk Blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin (Getting one's cock sucked whilst taking a shit) while hanging out of a door mid-flight in a Blackhawk helicopter.
Jack was getting a Blackhawk Blumpkin at 1,500 feet when the pilot banked hard left and she blew chunks all over his chode.
by Carl Woz April 5, 2009
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philli blumpkin

After you somehow manage to convince a freak to give you a blumpkin, just as they go down, you piss in their eyes.
Although the bus driver had some huge ass rolls and black teeth, she gave a wicked philli blumpkin.
by zwicks December 16, 2004
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Reverse Blumpkin

Where a man sitting on the toilet without pants is turned around towards the tank while a woman comes in behind his ass and sucks his dick while he shits and subjects said woman to the splash zone.
I can't believe that girl gave you a reverse blumpkin! Yeah bro I mean I ate Mexican so she got the shits all over her!
by KoreanJesus69 April 13, 2017
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frosted blumpkin

The action of giving a blowjob to an individual having a bowel movement on the toilet, followed by eating the contents of their ass with their tongue
Steven got drunk last night and ended up giving Freddie Freeman a frosted blumpkin
by The_Titsburg_Steelers June 7, 2023
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Blumpkin Spoogester

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.
The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021
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speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.
I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.
by Speedyblumpkins27 June 27, 2016
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modified blumpkin

A man receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
My girlfriend loves giving me a modified Blumpkin while taking a dump on the toilet.
by DJR632 April 19, 2020
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