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Bitchass

1.) (noun) A game in which one party calls another party "bitchass," therefor effecitvely dubbing them "bitchass" for the day. The rules (decreed by one sir God/Nicholas Cage) are longstanding and are as follows:

1. The game resets every night at 12
2. Upon becoming "bitchassed," until the game resets, when anyone says to you "Hey bitch," you must respond with a woeful "Yeah, I'm a bitch..."
3. You cannot bitchass someone who has bitchassed you until the game resets.
4. Timestamp trumps all ; if one receives a message at 1:10pm, yet they haven't actually seen the message, the bitchassing is still effective due to the timestamp.
5. If a simultaneous bitchassing occurs (i.e., two patries bitchass eachother at the exact same time), OR, if a legitamate dispute arises over who bitchassed who, a grace period begins for a time of 2 hours, at the end of which, either party can bitchass the other.
6. Thou shalt not bitchass the wild.

2.) (verb) to effectively "bitcasss" someone.
"Bitchass!"
"You've been bitchassed!"
"Hey, how's it going? Ohh, alright here, just ----- BITCHASS!! haha."
"Nah dude, I bitchassed you already"
by BizSkywalker March 5, 2015
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Bitchless

Being told you're bitchless means you lack romantic companions. One could also be asked "no bitches?" which is from a megamind meme and is basically the same thing.
A: I love my girlfriend
B: I wish that was me
A: fr. you're so bitchless
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
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backup bitches

Two or more bitches in a group with a leader (usually a hotter chick).
If the hot chick wants to get in the face of a rival, she brings along her backup bitches cause she is too chicken shit to go solo.
by pmtm June 12, 2010
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Neon Bitches

A Surrey based rap group. Featuring Vinay Pillai and Manveer Dulay, Neon Bitches has made a stir in the Surrey rap game.
Those Neon Bitches are crazy!
by Binbay55 January 8, 2011
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Curfew Bitches

Guyz who have well loadz of guns, move packs to make stacks and have atleast 5 ho's on the go at once. That's how they do.
Curfew Bitches be tha shiznit

Awww maynnnn, I wish I was a curfew bitch like G-bone and Riddle, they be the sickest guyzz!
by JHarrington May 28, 2011
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TikTok bitches

TikTok bitches are the most annoying beings on the PLANET.They never stop doing TikTok dances and because of that they think they are “So TaLeNtEd”,but no it’s just unoriginal.The worst TikTok bitches of all that keep asking you to do a dance with them or the ones that add a description like “make me TikTok famous!”
Why each type are so irritating
1.Type 1 are so bad because if you don’t know the dance they’re doing they’ll either try teach it to you or ask if you know a series of other ones.No,I have self respect so I don’t post a video of me throwing up possible gang signs to a song with the lyric “I like a dick with a little bit of curve.”
2.The reason type 2 are purely irritating and irrelevant is because,well let me make myself clear.👏You👏are👏not👏at👏all👏original👏funny👏nor👏creative👏!periodt.They most likely follow charli d’amelio,and notice how I didn’t spell charli’s name with a capital because of the amount of respect I have for her.Currently she had about 50m followers on TikTok while there are charities on TikTok with a generally small following.PRIORITIES PEOPLE!Also charli d’amelio is currently teaching millions of 12 year olds dance moves to songs with lyrics like “if you want to see some real ass baby here’s your chance.”So no I don’t support TikTok bitches nor charli d’amelio and you might be thinking that I don’t like a lot of people my age and you’re right I don’t.However I would rather dislike a lot of people my age then be like them and be a TikTok bitch
TikTok bitches are the most annoying people on the PLANET.They never stop doing TikTok dances and because of that they think they are “So TaLeNtEd”,but no it’s just unoriginal.The worst TikTok bitches keep asking you to do a dance with them or the ones that add a description like “make me TikTok famous!”
Why each type are so irritating
1.Type 1 are so bad because if you don’t know the dance they’re doing they’ll either try teach it to you or ask if you know a series of other ones.No,I have self respect so I don’t post a video of me throwing up possible gang signs to a song with the lyric “I like a dick with a little bit of curve.”
2.The reason type 2 are purely irritating and irrelevant is because,well let me make myself clear.👏You👏are👏not👏at👏all👏original👏funny👏nor👏creative👏!periodt.They most likely follow charli d’amelio,and notice how I didn’t spell charli’s name with a capital because of the amount of respect I have for her.Currently she had about 50m followers on TikTok while there are charities on TikTok with a generally small following.PRIORITIES PEOPLE!Also charli d’amelio is currently teaching millions of 12 year olds dance moves to songs with lyrics like “if you want to see some real ass baby here’s your chance.”So no I don’t support TikTok bitches nor charli d’amelio and you might be thinking that I don’t like a lot of people my age and you’re right I don’t.However I would rather dislike a lot of people my age then be like them and be a TikTok bitch.
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