St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

bishops gyal (east)

these girls are hoes when it comes to relationships.most likes trinity man and does think all man is dog.they head easy.

nah dan is a bishops gyal (east) you with dey, you getting horn.

by poluu September 29, 2019

Dirty Bishop

When somebody feeds little ginger boys weed edibles with vodka then proceeds to punch them to the floor as their crossfaded so they cannot defend themselves.

Did you hear Dax got in trouble for pulling another Dirty Bishop?

by YungChodisJones45 June 2, 2024

Bishop David Ozuna

Bishop David Ozuna is The Bishop of Living Faith Ministries.

He changed his name from Oyedepo to Ozuna few years back.

Bishop Ozuna is about 30 years old
Bishop David Ozuna is the presiding bishop of Canaan land ota.

by Jackson Monilium July 8, 2025

Bishop Kearney High School

Bishop Kearney High School is a comedy show, I mean it’s a high school located in Rochester, NY. The school over-praises the cocky hockey fucks that act like they’re better than you in every way possible even though they’re mouth-breathing neanderthals that walk around the school with a hockey puck in their hand or a stick up their ass. They constantly post the hockey losers D7 commitments but will not post you on their social media pages if you’re not a hockey player. The school has no real educational value and one of their biggest rules is no phones during lunch which isn’t even their best joke yet. The faculty isn’t too bad, some of the teachers have no idea what a worksheet is and just constantly give you online work without teaching you, such as the high school religion teacher. The students are a mix of being nerds, trannies or wannabe gangbangers who act tough even though they’re attending a private school and are 15 years old. They’re worried more about the dresscode than their actual educational value and they think that if you wear the same oxford shirt and khaki pants every day, it’s “preparing“ you for college, which is in fact a lie. I’ll leave you to figure out BK’s biggest problem if you dare attend this clown preparatory school but I don’t recommend it because they don’t care about their actual students, only the ones that leave every week to to play a game of stick and puck with the boys and get waxed in the state finals.

Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School

Guy 2: LOL

by DavidKrappenschitz October 3, 2022

Bishop.

Someone who is terrified of women and people. Haven't glown up yet, massive penis, and if he wasn't so introverted, he could pull.

You look like such a Bishop.

by Virgultum_vr June 13, 2024

french bishop

Something/someone that has been made useless and/or a liability because of deliberate strategy. Originated from the French Defense in chess.

My man JD isn't looking too hot right now, his company french bishop'd him, thrown him out to wolves I tell ya.

by non9non December 3, 2021