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bishop

is a joke! known by many people through their hometown framingham but nowhere else because they bums
i’m kinda scared i’m bishop
by bishop slayer July 24, 2023
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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Bishop Ireton

Known for its fat chicks and munting opportunities. One badass lunch lady and the rest are fat as fuck. Known for its special ed program where retards run around the school with no supervision. There are peer mentors for these animals but they don't do shit. Most of the sexy Spanish teachers run only fans accounts in their free time. Bishop Ireton students are known to pull hilarious pranks, like orgasming on girls' hair in the middle of church!
Oh you go to Bishop Ireton, I bet you've encountered one of the animals there.
by RickyTheSticky March 8, 2024
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bishop shanahan

a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.
p. 1- so what do you do
p. 2- i play lacrosse for bishop shanahan
p. 1- stay away from me.
by slayshannyhoe March 29, 2023
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Serbian Arch Bishop Opening

When you start as white, and move both your pawns in front of your knight up one, then move both your bishops to each flank
“Oh Zachary, how dare you use the Serbian Arch Bishop Opening on me, I’ve been flanked more than a civil war gangbang!”
by MrBunBuns1496 April 28, 2025
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Bishop

the act of having multiple guys are at a sleepover, and they make an agreement that the first person to fall asleep gets a dick in their mouth
"bruva i fell asleep and they pulled a bishop on me"
by banayner February 19, 2019
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Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.
John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...
by shane ye January 24, 2011
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