how ya been

Short for "how have you been?"

Person 1: Ayo bro how ya been?
Person 2: Not bad at all!

by Arxify December 9, 2022

It's been weeks

It is an expression used when someone hasn't noticed that their nicknames are being changed.

OMG! It's been weeks and he still hasn't noticed that his nickname was changed to "I'm gay"

by Maestro Divider December 26, 2022

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

This call has been terminated

A term used before politely hanging up on someone. It was first introduced by Alex Attia.

I don't appreciate the way you talk to me, this call has been terminated.

by Alexavier2 May 9, 2023

It’s been a while

That thing u say to your ex or friend when it’s been a while and you don’t want to live without them

Hey, it’s been a while.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan June 18, 2023

It's been ten years daddy.

When a dad goes to get milk and he never comes back :(

It's been ten years daddy.

by daddyofthe78 August 6, 2023