Basic Bro

A guy who:
-has gingham shirts in all colors
-Post shirtless photos on Insta
-has no preference in music

-gets too emotional during sporting events
-thinks too many women complain about sexual harassment
-loves his Chukka boots

-brags about sexual conquest that have never happened
-buy, sells or is looking for steroids
-Marvel movies are his life
-wont wear sunglasses without croquis
-upgrades muffler to sound louder and more badass
-loyal Archer fan

You think you are special, but your actually just a basic bro.

by DP_Shaff November 16, 2017

Basic girl

1. A Girl (teenagers, tweens, young adults and sometimes older kids) that are 2 faced! they don't have to be white, but in this day and age they are all different races. they outfits are all the same. Scrunchies, leggings, ripped jeans, T-shirts the casual air pods. just because you have some of theses items does not mean anything

2. a personality that shows your snotty! Almost everyday they bring starbucks to school or chew gum a lot!!! they are 2 faced, one day they'll be sweet, then the next they'll treat you like trash! they pretend to be depressed. Most of them date popular guys.

Basic girl: ugh she's so basic like geez does she not wear leggings (starts sipping starbucks)

You: You ever heard to shut up?!

by Starfighter33 December 11, 2019

BASIC BITCH

An extra regular female who is irrelevant to any situation, but tends to have and show false confidence. This false confidence normally develops over time due to her basic bitch shopping habits and or dillusional theory that heR style is the "baddest". Basic bitches tend it imitate the habbits and style of an ACE. BUT, in this case, an ACE already knows that imitation is the highest form of flattery... even from a basic bitch.

Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada /BASIC BITCHES wear that shit so I don't even bother

by AN ACE March 7, 2013

BASIA

THE BEST GIRL EVER i lov u u my hottie!!

BAsiA IS THA HOTTEST AND DA COOLEST GIRL I KNOW!! I LOVE U BARBARA!!

by MACIEK January 5, 2004

Basic Bitch

1) one who has no personality; dull and irrelevant

2) just an extra regular female

1) A female who think she ain't gotta give up ass to keep a man

2) A basic bitch goes to the library to check her facebook

3)A basic bitch has 2 kids and both of them are JR's

by Meeks901 July 10, 2009

Basic Bitch

A blonde female who wears Native-American style clothing. She is a never ending spout of spirituality, and regularly attends coachella and burning man after it "blew her mind". Widely known for guzzling frappuccinos as a life force claiming they are the blood of Buddha.

Unknowing male: I saw a really hot girl wearing tribal pants and moccasins today at school, she was talking about buddha. I'm in love.
Friend of unknowing male: So what you are saying is that you are into a basic bitch.

by buddhacoachellabroad May 10, 2014

mustachio bashio

The celebration of mustaches (spoken: moo-stashes). All kinds. Bashio translates into "bash" like a party, a party for the phenomena we know as the mustache.

"Hey bro...you coming to the mustachio bashio at Derek's this weekend?"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"

by Clusterfudge March 5, 2008