The Bases (reinvented)

1st Base- Kissing, even peck (yes you went to first base with gam gam)
2nd Base- Boobs stuff
3rd Base- Below the belt action
4th Base- The grand Slam
69th Base- ;)

Have you Heard of the Bases (reinvented)?

by SUNNARD July 5, 2016

based cringe

When you’re being yourself, not caring what others think, but are causing people around you to feel ashamed.

That poem you posted in discord was based cringe, Anon…

Calling yourself “based” is “based cringe”.

This guy is really pouring his heart out to this e-girl… talk about based cringe.

by xTyphoon September 7, 2021

Base-Up

When two bros are stationed at separate military bases, but are attempting to get stationed together.

Dude, when we base-up we'll get into all sorts of shit together.

I'm telling you, we're gonna rip it up as a wingman duo.

by D audi March 12, 2012

Last base

You've transcended dimensions, and have fucked everything in existence, but now the fine challenge awaits you. To transcend the final base you most masturbate.

Dude:"I Have transcended human understanding and have made it to last base"
Dude:"Why are you still doing this"

by Yuri Kamakura June 15, 2018

Military Base

A facility that consists of military-related buildings, ships, or airplanes that is strictly limited to military personal.

The tourist was so drunk he tried to enter the military base, truly perceiving himself as a member of the military.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

11th base

Cervical sex. Side effects include: severe pain and bleeding, 80% chance of ruining baby carrying potential, and a light feeling of death. Most likely a good idea to proceed immediately to the hospital after. Note it is an absolute prerequisite to attempt sex with the Fallopian tube - the 12th and penultimate base - superseded only by wound sex, such as skull fucking.

After 3 hours of using the osmotic cervical dilator, I penetrated directly into her womb, reaching the legendary 11th base.

by limitbreaker9000 February 2, 2019

9th base

Fingering a girl with one's big toe

"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"

by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005