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The Water Ballon

The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!
Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon
by ChangoUnchained December 2, 2013
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Off Da Balcony

When someone performs a hanious act and punishment is necessary, they are forcefully thrown off da balcony.
D-Block drank too much celebrating the 2001 Colorado Avalanche Stanley Cup win and pisses off Chris’ balcony. Chris the proceeds to throw D-Block off da balcony.
by Shenyunforever June 2, 2018
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Minnesota hot air balloon

When you are eating ass, and they fart in your mouth and blow you up like a hot air balloon.
Did you hear, yesterday Evan got a Minnesota hot air balloon from Sarah.
by Bigdaddy26 May 8, 2018
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Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.
"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"
by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018
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Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.
1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"
by bootthescoot November 10, 2020
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blown out brown balloon knot

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.
The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.
by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022
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When the balloon goes up

The time during the doning of the condom.

Signifying that things were getting serious and action could occur soon.

Popularized use of observation balloons during the first World War. The sight of such a large balloon going up nearly always resulted in a barrage of juice/shells following soon after.

The expression was re-inforced during WW2 when the hoisting of barrage balloons was part of the preparations for an air-raid notifying the gunners it is safe to to open fire.
Chuck always gets excited when the balloon goes up.

I heard the ballon was going up over at your place the other day. Yeah, I heard that Xi put the balloon up quickly and Biden wasn't quite ready to take it.

President Biden when Xi's balloon went up:

"We’re Going to Take Care of It"
by That one dude..!@gh February 5, 2023
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