Butt Wick

When your ass is coated with shit and stinks

Damn frank you got some butt wick

by Youngsandwitch June 24, 2015

butt radar

When your driving home and you really have to poop the closer you get to your toilet. Your butt has a radar that picks up your comfort toilet.

As I was driving home my butt radar really started going off the closer I got home.

by Dick Furgeson May 5, 2016

butt glue

used in internet chat rooms, mmo's etc for when a user loses connection, the butt glue is passed on as a sign of goodwill that the disconnects stop.

Mary is disconnected, then returns

Jim : tosses the butt glue to Mary
Mary: thx Jim I sure hope that butt glue sticks lol

by Perthy May 25, 2016

BUTT Bowl

The Butt Bowl is a football game between Baylor University (BU) and Texas Tech (TT). The rivalry is primarily based in football but shows up in other televised sports as well.

This year's BUTT bowl will be a high scoring game, with Texas Tech favored to win.

by OGchopshop November 22, 2018

Butt Mayo

When you bust in her butt and pull it out just in time to dick knife some of that hot mayo in her crack sandwich.

Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"

John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."

by Tummystickers May 30, 2019

butt fever

The common symptoms of the stomach flu which includes vomiting and diarrhea.

Butt fever is the most unspeakable part of the stomach virus.

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

butt jam

The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.

Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.

by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019