Brazilian Pipeline

When you stick a snickers bar up a woman’s vagina, let it melt, and then eat it out.

Dude, last night I gave my new Brazilian wife the brazilian pipeline!

by Texan Trackster March 16, 2024

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Brazilian Backmassage

A promise made with the full knowledge that the person giving it has no intention of fulfilling it. They make the promise, fully aware they won’t follow through.

I wouldn't trust Joey and his group of friends, they're known for giving BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGES to people.

I saw BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGE last night, sick ass band!

by ObnoxiousOtto February 1, 2025

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Brazilian year

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.

Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"

by I <3 myself March 26, 2022

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Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape

Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast

by PawlWawl August 14, 2016

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the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.

person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE

by Forever2297 November 19, 2022

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