hollister co.

1) A lower priced west coast version of Abercrombie & Fitch

2) A cool store mostly aimed at surf bums & people looking for a taste of California. Actually named after a hick town south of Frisco, it was first established by a South Pacific sailor named John M. Hollister in 1922 in Laguna Beach, California as a store for the sale of South Pacific goods. Later established as a surf store for apparel & equipment in 1953 by John Hollister Jr. then turned into the present day Hollister chain in 1977 following John Jr.'s death in a surfing accident.

Surf bum shop, California apparel

Hollister Co. is one of the coolest shops for surf apparel around.

by Joe the Slow July 11, 2007

Hollister

popular store originated in california.
started as a store for "preps" but has now become popular for the "scene kids."

Let's go to Hollister

by ykkyn December 3, 2007

fuck blister

Blisters you get from having really rough sex.

My fuck blisters are starting to rot.

by jonathan kulz October 9, 2003

hollister

a store that should not make clothes over the size of a medium (although some mediums arent fit for some of their clothes either) because then fat girls wear hollister jeans (which are extremely low-cut) and then their butt-crack hangs out of the back & their rolls fall out the top.

ok, so even MY crack is hanging out of these hollister jeans & i wear a 0. no wonder the fat girls always have such a bad muffin top!

by littlemissme:] March 19, 2010

hollister

A pathetic, useless, store with snotty, selfish and bitchy models. hollister is the worst store EVER and should be boycotted. The models are STUPID, ugly, shameless, and RUDE. hollister is basically the WORST store ever.

Dude #1: "What's hollister?"
Dude #2: "The most pathetic store ever."
Dude #1: "Why?"
Dude #2: "It's a pathetic, stupid, useless, shit store with overpriced trash and stupid, ugly, rude, and shameless models. Don't EVER go to hollister."

by Dude who hates hollister September 22, 2012

Hollister

A store found in many malls. It's clothes are overpriced and look very similar to one another. Their clothing also attempts to be vintage, which it fails at. Those who wear Hollister clothing pretend to know how to surf and are also very similar to one another. Those who work in Hollister may appear good-looking by some standards, however they are the most unhelpful, airheaded people I have ever seen. All males that wear Hollister are either douches or homosexuals. Females that wear Hollister can often be described as hot and slutty, but they can also be described as a succubus.

Preppy bitch: OMG!!! dont i look great in these $80 pre-ripped jeans. I'm totally punk rock now!!!!

Me: No! (I deliver a slap to her face). You aren't different! And stop thinking you are!!!!!



Me: Hey, whats poppin?
Preppy girl: I just got these new jeans at Hollister, they were only $60
(I walk away)

Preppy girl: hey, can i suck out your life force??
(i deliver a slap to her face)
Me: No!! And you arent different!!!!!!

by Truth with a capital Fuck U March 30, 2009

Hollister

The Best Clothing Store Any Human Could Step Into........Especially in the Betty's Section

Oh my gosh I went to the Hollister Store in the Del Amo Mall and bought the bombest pink shirt ever.

by Ladii Hollister February 1, 2009