Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 30, 2005

Barstitute

1. bartender that is also a prostitute.

2. A prostitue that frequents a local pub.

3. A loose bar patron (aka. The Welcome Wagon)

Brian and Sean and Chris have all slept with Cherry the Barstitute.

by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010

Barstooling

The act of soaking a tampon or similar absorbant object in vodka and inserting it into the anus, in order to absorb alcohol directly into the system in an area where the ingestion of alcohol is prohibited.

Alcohol was prohibited at the street fair, but I was barstooling vodka, so I was okay.

by Nuksulcow August 17, 2016

Bars

Sentences in a rap lyrics

eminem has sick bars.

by Finnas2 December 6, 2018

Barship

A friendship a person has with the people who frequent the same bar is a barship. A barship is a relationship one develops only at the bar based on pleasantries and conversations over time. The barship stays within the walls of the establishment.

Deb and Jay have a barship with Shara, Amy and Mannie.

by beeluvr December 16, 2018

Bars/bahs

A word meaning no, And or never

Cole-are you and Samantha talking still

Nash-bars/bahs no way she’s a weirdo

by Seeairuh April 22, 2019

barsad

The name Barsad means a person with an amazing huge dick, a person that is very intelligent. The name can also mean someone with a fighting spirit, a person who doesn’t give up even if it seems impossible. A Barsad can also be perverted.

Barsad is a great name

by Cool kid 73735 October 26, 2019