Wriggly Blowjob

During the act of oral sex, the man will stuff 1 or more worms in his dick hole.
During a blowjob, the man will ejaculate, leading to pressure, resulting in the garden critters to spew into the woman's mouth along with the sperm.
The lady will either swallow, chew or if unaware of the situation spit and serverily mutilate the man.

Good example:
"Yummy, the best wriggly blowjob since I was in that Asian strip club!"
Bad example:
"WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FUCKING CUNT FACE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JIZZ WORMS YOU FREAK!"

by Cunty_McCuntface May 25, 2017

arctic blowjob

When a girl is giving a guy head and has crushed ice in her cheeks so it's cold on the dick but also warm because the warmth of the mouth.

I gave him the best blowjob last night. It was an Arctic blowjob. He loved how it was cold and warm at the same time. He said it was refreshing and that he couldn't wait for another one.

by Madkat21 July 21, 2016

arizona blowjob

When you get a blowjob from someone whose lips are so chapped, it's like fucking a cactus.

Girl so dehydrated she gives Arizona blowjobs.

by azazazbjbjbj January 2, 2020

Micro-blowjob

A shallow fellatio involving physical contact between the giver’s lips and the tip of the receiver’s penis. Aka, lip to tip action.

Wow, Jessy’s so shy she only agreed to give me a micro-blowjob last night!

by Old_Wizard August 28, 2020

arabic blowjob

When on gives head to a stick of dynamite.

Hey Habibi, I gave an Arabic blowjob to some americans.

by ArcticSpartan08 September 12, 2020

Blowjob Client

In client services, a client for whom you would bend over backwards, take a financial loss, or otherwise get on your knees for the sake of maintaining professional goodwill.

A client may obtain blowjob status for various reasons, including but not limited to:

- Agency's desire to keep a reputable brand name on the client roster
- Agency's need to fend off other agencies willing to give blowjobs

They want us to expand the scope of work.
- Do we have budget for that?
No, but they're a blowjob client, so we'll eat the extra cost.

by BananaCan May 28, 2012

Iron blowjob

Getting a blowjob from a person wearing braces.

Man Jen gives good head but be careful her iron blowjob may cut you.

by Unixfreak31 February 27, 2021