blog

An online journal with the intent of recording the interesting things that happen in one's life. Unfortunately, the act of keeping a blog means that your life is spent online updating it the blog and reading homoerotica.
Synonyms: contradiction, pathetic, "gay"

Did you read Jason's blog? Wow, I never knew what a homoerotic "dooshbagger" he is...

by Pchancharl March 6, 2005

Bloger

To bloge is to drink (felch) a quantity of semen greater than that of one ejaculation from another person's rectum. It is not necessarily a sexual act but may be performed for it's therapeutic, novelty or nutritional value. The active participant is the bloger, pronounced blow-ger, while the passive participant is referred to as the bloger, pronounce in the French blow-jhay.

You know Ben, from accounting? He's a total Bloger.

by dablyputs November 1, 2007

blago

adj. crazy or insane

adv. an action that makes no logical or sane sense

I know Rob loves a good time, but the shit he pulled is just blago.

by DemCub January 26, 2009

blago

To become incredibly drunk, so much so that much like its namesake former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, one completely loses touch with reality, has delusions of grandeur and/or invincibility, ultimately leading to their pathetic downfall and universal disappointment and scorn.

Ricky said he'd only come out for a couple drinks, but that quickly turned into nine and before you knew it, he was so blago he puked on my shirt, ran down Michigan Avenue with no clothes on and got hit by a bus he thought he could stop.

by PMike February 4, 2009

blogenvy

The feeling you get when come upon a blog that has superior organization, content, and overall appearance as compared to your own blog.

She couldn't help but have blogenvy over the other person's blog, which was superior in all aspects to her own.

by zmus August 8, 2006

blogcked

adj.
inhibited from publishing a new post to your blog due to insecurity that the new post won't be good enough to make up for the fact that you haven't written in a really, really long time.

"I am blogcked. The remedy: self-indulgent rambling."

by Actually... September 22, 2008

blogArt?

type of conceptual art utilizing web log technology as a tool for production or distribution

Her weblog has so many poetic concepts, it's could be called blogArt?.

by Anthony Carriere August 3, 2007