Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

The Blood in the bathroom

When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.

Her: what what “the incident” at your high school

Him: the blood in the bathroom

Her: what?

Him: it’s a long story

by ElloLuvs June 17, 2021

same shit different bathroom

the act in which you pursue a second minimum wage job and are so burnt out you’re essentially grinding the same thing everyday although the difference is there are separate restrooms at both places of work in which you may hide out (or shit)

Jessica: Aren’t you getting a little burnt out at your second job?

John: Same shit different bathroom!

by sweatymuscles July 11, 2021

Party in the bathroom

A small, usually obscure party, with very few guests in a small confined area. The term was coined by iBerleezy in 2018.

John expected to get wasted that Friday, but it ended up being a party in the bathroom.

by dominoguy11 November 17, 2021

Katya’s Bathroom

Something that is super far

Omg, I am too lazy to go there, it’s too far, it’s like at Katya’s bathroom.

by Katyaroommate March 10, 2022

Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.

"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".

by Ed Flesh April 3, 2022

im going to the bathroom

when a girl says im going to the bathroom she is having a mental breakdown and dosent want people to see.

Girl 1: im going to the bathroom
Girl 2: Im gonna go check on her
*Everyone that cant go to the girls bathroom is left confused

by seb.periodt April 12, 2023