Weed-Axe

Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.

Your mom is a Weed-Axe

by Ac3-Music Offical theorist December 15, 2021

Axe Body Spray

a strong fragrance spray often used by guys who don’t know how to use deodorant or take a shower, so they spray 5 pounds of it to cover it up when we can still smell their ball sweat.

Person: God! what is that smell, it’s giving me a headache.
Smelly Sam: Oh yeah! it’s my new Axe body spray. 🤓

by coochiedestoryer334 December 23, 2023

Axe Murderer

Guy who wears too much of that cheap spray on deodorant.

Dude that guy reeks so bad, he's a real Axe Murderer

by Hnastay May 16, 2017

Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.

Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.

by JudeRunner June 28, 2025

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

Ax

What do you call something that always wants more that's always searching for something better thats never satisfied constantly confusing themselves and other people what do you call something that makes you feel something so strong and then tells you that you shouldn't feel that way what do you call something that eats at you inside and then spits you out and puts you in its mouth again until its teeth are cracking from chewing what happens when the teeth are gone and the hands are wrinkly and cracked and rigid and cant pick the remains up again, you call it ax

Ax why do you not allow yourself to just be why do you have to make things hard why do you try to force yourself to feel things you wont feel things you never felt i know its not helping you i know its selfish its wrong to force you into something just because i want it but i love you even when no one else does even when you tell me no one else will i love you and i want you to feel my love and i dont know how to show it because no one ever showed me how to but i love you i love you ax and the day i figure out how to express it in actions ill do it til im in my casket

by Al-212 November 28, 2020

the axe that follows

The inevitable negative outcome.

I’m more concerned with the axe that follows if I eat old pizza.

by Daredreams July 9, 2021