August 24 national distick day

distick short for This Dck

John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.

by Daddy Father August 24, 2021

August 29

The day a queen was born. The funniest,prettiest,sassiest, kindest girl was born on this day.

Boy: When’s your birthday

Girl:August 29
Boy:Ohh so thats why your so awesome

by 29wild horse November 23, 2021

August 27

Your crush will kiss you day,

Basically your crush will kiss you

Person 1: OMG!!! It's August 27th!!
Person 2: So?
Person 1: It means your crush will kiss you!!!
Person 2: OMGGG YAY!

by Colesprouseishot April 25, 2022

August 2nd

National dick suck day.
August 2nd ( national dick suck day) is the day your gf gives you a bj til u nut.

Person 1: it’s August 2nd bro
Person 2: fuckkk, gotta help a homie out

by Alpha jedd August 1, 2021

August 20th

you are definitely the hottest person alive and everyone should hold your hand.

"did you know his birthday is on August 20th?"
"yeah i need to be his friend because that's thats the best day ever"

by pixielixie August 9, 2021

August 15

This Is the day in which girls/boys get to grab eachother ass don’t let the teachers catch you now

August 15 gotta grab ass day

by Lanaeee August 14, 2019

August 6

people who are born on august 6th are usually pretty, funny, and annoying.

boy:what’s your birthday
girl: august 6th
boy: you’re annoying

by i like chicken nuggets 69 October 30, 2019