Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.
by hamslapper March 03, 2015
The act of watching porn on your cellphone while taking a shit and then shooting your load all over the shit before flushing.
by abg2011 December 01, 2011
A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).
Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)
by Tom Kuhns November 19, 2005
The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.
Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.
by Bodgy Brothers June 15, 2007
slang in police lexicon, meaning an untainted handgun a corrupt cop will have ready to plant on a suspect they've shot. Prevalent in New Orleans culture, during the militant state in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. (seen on PBS' Frontline)
by giraffe-o August 26, 2010
to press one's bare ass up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.
by brandon hall December 01, 2005
Getting some action
Doing well on something
Annoying thing to yell at parties when someone is clearly gonna get lucky.
Doing well on something
Annoying thing to yell at parties when someone is clearly gonna get lucky.
(steve and random slut dancing)
Phil: Get some ham Steve!!!
Phil: How did you do on that test?
Bethany: I got ham on that bitch.
YEAH GET HAM!!!
Phil: Get some ham Steve!!!
Phil: How did you do on that test?
Bethany: I got ham on that bitch.
YEAH GET HAM!!!
by dude123454321 November 05, 2009