by TheStifMeister April 19, 2016
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(In the classroom)
Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
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asshole: hey whats up? how are you..
you: im good, you? :
10 minutes later...
you: hey wassup?
asshole with other friends: walks right bye..
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10 minutes later...
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asshole with other friends: walks right bye..
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