Emotional Escape Artist 

A man, or woman, who is notorious for escaping relationships even when it would be more socially acceptable to stay together.

"David got Mia pregnant, but then six days later said he was joining the army, but then moved in with some girl in a diffrent state. He's such an amazing emotional escape artist."

"Monica broke up John after he started rehab. That's even more crazy cause the day before he lost his job and moved in with her. What an emotional escape artist, to just ditch him when he needs help."

Emotional Escape Artist by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010

Artist 

A person that lies a lot. A "B.S. Artist" is one who tells incredible stories and for the most part, expects you to believe it. Someone who stretches the truth way too much.
Someone who is always the "hero" and saves the day or can out do anyone else doing anything else. He has done it at an earlier age, faster, better, made more money doing it, had anything and everything better than anyone else.....Oh, but just can't show for it or prove it. (aka a BULL SHIT ARTIST)

1)We got a guy that works in the warehouse that says when he was in boot camp, he punched the drill Sargent in the nose and told him to "shut up, I'm not gonna do any more push ups". What an artist, I met his mom at the post office, she said that he lived at home until he was 23 and worked at wal-mart until he got this job.
2) I met a guy on the flight back from Atlanta that says he put a Corvette engine in his Honda Civic and it will do 190mph, what an artist.

Artist by x raytech2011 September 26, 2012

angry artist 

a morphological shift an artist goes through, where the body physicly transformed from human to a beast like state, and then proceeds to riot

i seen brendan go ape shit on those paintings, first he turned into an ape, then he shit on them.

angry artist by termeric December 10, 2003

artistic license 

See poetic license.

They really are the same thing.

artistic license by Kenthar April 1, 2004

Aristedes 

A St. Christopher's Student with a heart of gold. He is one of THE MOST UNDERSTANDING GUYS on earth. Although some believe him to be stalking his first true love, Sarah*, He isn't and she STILL LOVES HIM TOO! However Aristedes, or as most know him Ari is currently single while Sarah gets her life in order so she can get into a good college.

*indicates name change for personal safety

Sarah: Ari I Love You but I got to get into college
Ari: No problem I totally understand, you just tell me when you have your life in order. *winks*

Aristedes by Satan's Chaos January 26, 2005

Artistic Professional Courtesy 

is the act among artists to promote and help one another through networking and sharing through their mediums.

Amanda Delight made a video of fellow artist Timmy Grins while he broadcasted live on the radio promoting his album. She did this free of charge as an act of Artistic Professional Courtesy.

Artistic Professional Courtesy by Amanda Delight February 14, 2010

Hunger Artist 

Hunger Artist

Noun.

A person that starves themselves in a café for the amusement of a crowd.

Etymology: Franz Kafka’s The Hunger Artist

The Hunger Artist died in his cafe and was replaced by a panther.

Hunger Artist by Nco November 15, 2003