over-apostrophization

The overuse of apostrophes

I can't stand my teacher's over-apostrophization when he writes things like "1960's" and "SAT's" on the board.

Person 1: How many cup's of coffee have you had?
Person 2: Come on, man, stop it with the over-apostrophization.

by Smaugher November 27, 2010

Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Natasha Aponte

A succubs-like beautiful woman that hides an evil soul

Natasha Aponte, woman who tricked thousands of men on Tinder, explains purpose behind dating competition

by pepepon August 26, 2018

an.adoptedwh0re_

an.adoptedwh0re_ is the best person in the world. They are also a very nice, fun, and funny person to talk to.

an.adoptedwh0re_ is my favorite person in the world.

by rezefilms<3 April 28, 2021

Sergio Aponte

An assface if you ask me he likes your best friend and they cant see that their inlove lol.

Sergio Aponte is such a player

by utvfyebhwdjnqs September 8, 2021

Addison Aponte

Being a beautiful person with an amazing personality. AND A FAT ASS!!!

You could be a Addison Aponte, but you can’t because there’s one Addison Aponte.

by Addison’s_Boyfriend December 19, 2021

Female apostles

Though religion is bullshit, people have heard about a black Jesus or black apostles, but not about female apostles. You also don't hear about Joan of Arc having any apostles.

None of the apostles were female apostles. You would think there would be at leaat one secret one somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021