When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.
Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018
Get the Chip and Dickmug. by ChipChucker May 19, 2023
Get the Chuck a chipmug. The queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.
The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.
She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.
She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
"I am the Queen of the Chips. Do not question my crunchy, fried-to-perfection authority!" - The Queen of Chips herself, Sam Stuart.
by ChipsAnonymous August 3, 2013
Get the Queen of the Chipsmug. by Grillbae May 17, 2017
Get the chip splintermug. Diahorea on a dick
by Ch33secake May 29, 2018
Get the Gravy and Chipsmug. by Pilkja April 23, 2017
Get the Dick Chipsmug. 1. Me: What should we get at the store?
Chip Slut: Chips, any kind it doesn’t matter
2. Me: hey who ate all the chips?
Bystander: It was that chip slut over there
Chip Slut: Chips, any kind it doesn’t matter
2. Me: hey who ate all the chips?
Bystander: It was that chip slut over there
by Ryand118 December 26, 2021
Get the Chip Slutmug.