a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.
albert burbank, albert einstein
by unknown_name334 June 10, 2011
Get the albert mug.A particularly nasty shit-cum-fart, usually experienced after spending the night with a lady who you do not feel comfortable breaking wind in front of. Named after the noise your stomach makes beforehand, which is uncannily like the the sound the Death Star made just before Destroying Alderaan
"So did you knob Helen last night?"
"No, she was on the blob. My stomach was turning somersaults all night and in the morning I destroyed Alderaan"
"Ah, that was it; I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror and suddenly silenced"
"No, she was on the blob. My stomach was turning somersaults all night and in the morning I destroyed Alderaan"
"Ah, that was it; I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror and suddenly silenced"
by Herman Dancing February 11, 2004
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When a chick is taking it in the vag and the ass and giving head while giveing 2 handies. looks liek she is flapping with the handies
dude1: wanna have a flying albertross with jen
dude2: yeah but were 3 short
dude1:bags backdoor
dude2:mouth
dude2: yeah but were 3 short
dude1:bags backdoor
dude2:mouth
by ;) August 2, 2004
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by i hate alberta March 30, 2008
Get the alberta mug.Typically a shy person at first but he can open up if you get to know his group of friends. He catches your eye at first glance and he is tall and well built. He can be an asshole at times if he doesn't like you, but has a real personality. He doesn't normally stand out from the crowd, but if you take a chance to get to know him, it can follow to a great relationship. Agreed, he can be an asshole even to his best friends, but you'll never find someone like him.
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Get the Alberta mug.Alberta is a province in Western Canada. Its landscape encompasses mountains, prairies, desert badlands and vast coniferous forests. It has more than 600 lakes, and rich mineral deposits. In the west, the Canadian Rocky Mountain Parks have glaciers in the Columbia Icefields. The Waterton Glacier International Peace Park is a biosphere reserve that straddles the southern border with the USA.
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