Alley Oop

An Alley Oop can happen when a person goes to wipe their ass after taking a shit. As a the hand brings the toilet paper up to the anus, an extra little turd falls out of the ass, sticks to the toilet paper, and gets slammed back into the rim... just like in basketball.

Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.

I went to wipe my ass and gave myself an Alley Oop. Gross.

by Wang_1814 June 8, 2009

Allegan

1.Aragorn's (LOTR) twin brother, equally if not more so greasy.

2.An especially stupid or dirty person.

3.An especially sexy or arousing person.

"Oh, hi Allegan, looking greasy today!"

by Allegan May 13, 2005

Allenable

Any human that can walk up right and does not have a penis. Usually referred to as a girl. This means a man has no standards for women, any will do.

That girl who is 6'7 450lbs is allenable

by Matted January 3, 2008

Alleyna

A not retarded person who is kind of ehhh but like pretty smart if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) anyways yea go look up your name

Alleyna is kind of ehhh
Ehhh Alleyna is
Alleyna = ehhh
Is Alleyna ehhh?
Alleyna is ehhh but ehhh is EHG
Ehhh, Alleyna was it?
Ehhh, Alleyna.
Alleyna ehhh?

by BigFrothyZotzCandy69 May 30, 2018

ALLEY OOCHEE

Born Ashley Culpepper in Waterloo, IA December 12, 1988 Alley is becoming a well known household name. Alley oochee is a female rapper that is considered to be up there with " the men". ALLEY OOCHEE moved to Atlanta, GA in 1996 when she was 7. She is multi-talented she models, acts, produces, writes, directs films, and of course raps.

ALLEY OOCHEErapfemale

by jellyo November 26, 2010

alley catz

just the best

joe sean nick fred and pokey are the alley catz of the class

by captinobvious July 1, 2011

spack alley

Ordinarily the main piste on a ski map which joins the middle station of any European ski resort to the town, and the only way down once the lifts stop at 16:30. After which, however, it turns into an assault course of retard adult learners who are either; snowploughing down a slushy red run wining about who’s fault it was and probably blaming their skis or the snow because they don’t have the balls to put into practise what the poor ski instructor has been attempting to teach their inept sorry ass. Or, they’re making the most of their last day by skiing the length of the resort to the bottom, even though they lack the physique and brains to realise that they’re just white-trash cretins who should leave this sport to those who don’t piss their lives away in a two-star crappy apartment pretending to enjoy themselves, completely missing the whole point of skiing and being in the mountains, only to ruin the last run of the day for everyone else before catching the barf-coach to the airport for their cheapo flight home to remortgage their homes and continue their miserable existence.

Last one down gets the drinks?...Fuck that, I ain't going down spack alley on a Saturday unless we stay in this hut till dark. Get 'em in.

by Captain Cackpipe September 9, 2011