Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)

Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice

US Army infantryman's backpack.

My Alice still has Iraqi sand in it.

by AncientGeek May 13, 2019

Alice

Alice, Alice, Alice, Where do I start. You're truly one of a kind, completely unique in each and every way possible. The way you put a smile on everyone's face, the way you pull leaves off of everything possible, the way you grab massive sticks of wood and scrape the ground, it just, I don't even know how to describe it. Its honestly the most mesmerising thing I have ever witnessed. Without an Alice in your life, your life is not complete, you will never know which way the blanket's individual hairs are facing, or how the carpet was made. If you don't have an Alice in your life your missing out.

Alice: Look at the bush, im going to go and pluck it
Boy 1: Alice, I thought we were meant to hang out today, not pick bushes
Alice: If you don't shut up im going to slit your throat, This bush is more important than your life.
Boy 1: Im Sorry Alice, please forgive me
Alice: I will only forgive you if you come here and smack the ground with this big wooden stick

by Raredog21-69 March 7, 2023

Alice

Alice’s tend to be very good at putting on a mask for others and pretending like everything’s fine when it’s not. however she’s also very stubborn and SHES GAYY. Or a little fruity and a very loyal friend.

“Did alice burn the popcorn AGAIN?”
“Yeah, she burns everything including UR MOM.”

by helga_swaggyanne1244 November 23, 2021

alice kelley

The best person ever she is so pretty and so nice to everyone she is very self conscious but keeps going the boys are always all over her

Alice Kelley always gives high fives to everyone she walks by and compliments people like crazy

by Haksmns February 1, 2017

Alice smith elementary

Want to be depressed and su!c!dal? Come here

Come to Alice smith elementary and lose all your friends

by ILUVURMOMMY February 3, 2022

Alice

She is stunning and doesn’t even realize how much so. She wore boys clothes in 3rd grade but slowly gained her own cute little style. She is super athletic and jacked tbh and has an obsession with One Direction.

Mason AND Connor: Shes so perfect.

Gianna: Yeah duh she’s Alice?

by Gigisavagedancer November 25, 2021