If Alexa fall inlove with you, congrats! You make her cold heart fall for you. Don't love her by her beauty, love her because of her soul. Don't mistreat her because she is pure. If she love you, promise she will love you unconditionally. Believe me, she is worth it to wait. Just don't lie to her. Don't play her feelings. Don't use her. If you can't treat her better, don't bother her. Don't talk to her.
Alexa is the girl I love, I know you're not okay, but I wish you'll be successful in the future. If you're gonna inlove again, please don't.
by iwantjustice November 22, 2021
Get the Alexamug. by Abcddcba November 21, 2016
Get the Tj&Alexamug. Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.
Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 12, 2021
Get the Alexamug. "Alexa shut up"
by Homer_is_a_stoner_999 January 1, 2021
Get the Alexamug. a bad bitch with a smart ass mouth can be mean but she gets along with everyone never problematic but she is not liked by most people bc she’s very intimidating but so sweet when you get to know her & only has like 3 friends Alexa never catches a hint bc she doesn’t care
some hating bitch : “ ion like Alexa “
stranger :” why “
some hating bitch : “ she think she all that “
stranger : “ she is “
stranger :” why “
some hating bitch : “ she think she all that “
stranger : “ she is “
by mir00 November 23, 2021
Get the Alexamug. She does not care about herslef, but only for herslef. She is not very rich. She looks like a bunny and a goldfish. Her favorite drink is pee. This is why her hair is so yellow. She is pretty popular but only for her male sources. She is also pretty poor. And fugly. Everyone secretly hates her and she hides her feelings. When people say mean stuff about her she acts like she does not care although she really does. Her style is aesthetic but yet still all over the place and ugly. She is the fakest and sassiest person you will ever meet. Try to avoid her!!! She is partly german and american.
Nerd: “Hey, did you make out with Alexa last night?”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
by Geile Chick February 25, 2019
Get the Alexamug. Coach Ivan sells drugs at Lake Needwood. He sells coke in liquid and powder form. He's worried that the government will track him. Thankfully, he has Amazon Alexa to help him. All he needs to say is "Hey Alexa, call Pedro." Pedro will then show up with Technoblade and Badboyhalo to take care of the government goons that may be trying to stop the deal. Coach Ivan can always rely on Alexa to get the job done. Amazon Alexa, available on Amazon or at your local Amazon warehouse.
by isa_chan008 November 12, 2021
Get the Alexamug.