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Emotional Abortion

An emotional abortion is when you have a spiritual pap smear done which scoops out the inner linings of the uterus, causing a sense of clarity within oneself found in no other way
"Dog I just had the CRAZIEST emotional abortion"
by semenster6937 March 14, 2025
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abortion

Chiefly Boston; something that goes horribly wrong
Did you see the mess they made of downtown with the Big Dig and it's a billion over budget? What a fuckin abortion!
by the jerky March 14, 2023
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Abortion

A purchased medical procedure performed by a licensed medical professional that is no different than any other medical procedure whether elective chosen or required due to health risks of the woman or the fetus/baby gestating inside of them. This medical procedure, though often claimed to be, is not a woman's right nor is it a human right due to it not occurring naturally without scientific and/or third party intervention. That is actually what a miscarriage would/should be defined as.
An abortion can't be a "right" because they are not naturally found occurring without medical or another's assistance.
by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024
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Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck
Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!
by anonymous April 17, 2023
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emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
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Failed Abortion

Any person that is a fan of meowbahh,dream,z00philes,furrys,png tubers that r bad or someone who is any of those
Child:I like dream and I am a png tuber and I love love our dog
Dad:Great so I’ll tell you…
Mom and Dad: You are a Failed Abortion
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French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot
Gave the misses the old French abortion last night
by Dipshit douglas December 21, 2022
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