Amber 

You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.

Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.

Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance

“Amber did you shit on my bed again?”

Amber by Frederika May 10, 2022

Amber 

The act of defecating on another person's property, normally during the act of domestic violence.

"I just Ambered his bed, that'll teach him for not letting my hit him more"

"My ex left me an Amber after she was arrested"

Amber by anonymous May 12, 2022

Amber 

A woman who seems amazing and perfect on all counts. In reality, her happiness in life comes from the mental and physical abuse of those close to her. People's lives are her play thing. She is truly happy when she can hold your life in her hands.

Term originated from Johnny Depp's ex-wife, Amber Heard, who has been proven to be an abusive narcissistic sociopath hellbent on ruining his career.

Ways to recognize an Amber:
- everything must go her way
- she is never wrong
- extremely emotional for no reason
- can be a Karen sometimes

- "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is her motto
- her truth is the right truth.
- debating her will come to no use. It doesn't matter how much evidence you have

Did you hear? Our neighbor was arrested last night.
Yeah, apparently she was an Amber all along.

Amber by MissHellBlazer May 14, 2022

Amber 

A abusive and lying bitch
We support Johnny Depp here

“You are acting like Amber, STOP!!!”

Amber by RavenPuff63 May 18, 2022

amber 

usually has curly hair that is mid legnth. has good style and gets angry when you said nevermind. is amazing and superior to everyobe. always wears crystal braclets. will be a mom of friend group lends you money and is bad at painting nails. boys r always crouding around her.

Luca: "that girl is wearing tons of crystals and giving people money"
Chin chilla: Must be a Amber...man

amber by Hp Printer Printing May 19, 2022

Amber 

hot and booty-licious people

Jake: Did you see that hot girl before, It was totally an Amber

Amber by ambussy May 19, 2022

amber 

the prettiest girl ever, she’s gorgeous so sweet and amazing.💗💖🌷

“who’s that?” “oh that’s amber. you’ll never date her tho. she’s mine.”

amber by rayn💜 May 23, 2022