Alyssa is a girl who dies her hair, but most of the time it is blonde and short. She is the most attractive person in 8th grade and has a spankin cool nose. She is thicc and has an excellent booty. You won’t find a better friend than Alyssa. Although she has a short stature(5’1 and a half) it is overflowing with love and affection.... and HUGS.
by Thisisforyougirl October 30, 2018
The kind of girl who is a annoying brat and thinks she's better than everyone when really she's the worst , the girl that everyone hates , she is also so jealous of every one
by Ckxjxhbj February 16, 2016
The closest thing you will ever find on this earth to an angel.
The cutest, nicest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet.
One you can depend on when you are down and out and have nowhere to turn.
If you know her then you are one lucky person.
She spreads joy to the world without even trying.
Its what she was created to do.
One can easily see that she is hard working and willfully gives from her heart to help others.
If you are ever with her in a relationship don't ever leave her. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
If you do then slap yourself, have your best friend slap you, then have your other best friend slap you too to knock some sense into you.
But if you do leave her and your relationship doesn't end up working out its gonna be tough going from there.
You can try all you want to try and forget her, you can try to go with somebody else, you can never talk to her again, you can move to the other side of the world... But she'll never leave your heart.
And even if you find somebody else out there, they more than likely won't ever make you as happy as she did.
THAT, my friend is something you should take into account here and now... Don't make the same mistake I did, or you will regret it; possibly forever.
ANYWAYS, on to other things... If she is in your life, thank God everyday that you have the opportunity to be with such a wonderful person.
The cutest, nicest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet.
One you can depend on when you are down and out and have nowhere to turn.
If you know her then you are one lucky person.
She spreads joy to the world without even trying.
Its what she was created to do.
One can easily see that she is hard working and willfully gives from her heart to help others.
If you are ever with her in a relationship don't ever leave her. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
If you do then slap yourself, have your best friend slap you, then have your other best friend slap you too to knock some sense into you.
But if you do leave her and your relationship doesn't end up working out its gonna be tough going from there.
You can try all you want to try and forget her, you can try to go with somebody else, you can never talk to her again, you can move to the other side of the world... But she'll never leave your heart.
And even if you find somebody else out there, they more than likely won't ever make you as happy as she did.
THAT, my friend is something you should take into account here and now... Don't make the same mistake I did, or you will regret it; possibly forever.
ANYWAYS, on to other things... If she is in your life, thank God everyday that you have the opportunity to be with such a wonderful person.
by XxThomas HunterxX February 05, 2010
A asian person with hella weird dimples that look like you drilled a hole into them and has a penis and a vagina that shows off how long and thick their dick is but actually a pathetic chode gets huge boner when he sees a person called jay and ejaculates out of the blue with hella ton of cum that fires like a gattling gun and doesnt have the foreskin on her penis
Random person Ew today i saw a girl with a penis and a pussy when we were getting changed in the changing room
Random person 2 i think thats a Alyssa chan
Random person shes so disgusting she always sucks on her own penis and gets it to ejaculate and sucks all the cum dry
Random person 2 ew thats gross as fuck
Random person yea and i heard that she can close off her pussy so fast that it can slice off a penis
Random person 2 i think thats a Alyssa chan
Random person shes so disgusting she always sucks on her own penis and gets it to ejaculate and sucks all the cum dry
Random person 2 ew thats gross as fuck
Random person yea and i heard that she can close off her pussy so fast that it can slice off a penis
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