A Portland pie

When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a

duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.

I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.

by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023

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K-Pie

When an individual squats on a key lime pie making an imprint of their genitals and then proceeds to have their partner(s) lick it off of them while bending over or via face sitting.

Do you want to come over this weekend for some K-pieing? The neighbors just made a fresh batch of key lime pies!

by Ripperroo5000 March 19, 2022

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Sky Pie

When a gentleman decides to join the mile high club with his lady but, amidst the erotic action of love-making the gentleman accidentally creampies his lady.

"Hey wanna join the mile high club?"
"Sure *heehee*, do u have a rubber?"
"Nah bitch don't worry about it my pullout game is strong"
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"Hey, yea uhhh I'm sorry but, I just sky pied you"

by Tim Rayner'a 3rd cousin August 4, 2017

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pie thumber

A person who is in a serious relationship and continues to flirt, kiss, hang off of, or have sex with other people. Often several at the same time. This comes from the not so common phrase of someone "putting their thumbs in more then one pie."

The pie thumber would always make out with several other boys even though she had a fiance.

by Lavinia Cay February 5, 2007

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