floppy junk

Unwanted and excessive jiggling and swinging of the male genitalia during pelvic thrusting, often caused by the lack of restrictive underwear. Sometimes causes nausea or vomiting in others.

Girl #1: Did you see Johnny dancing last night? He had a seriously disgusting case of floppy junk going on.

Girl #2: Yeah, it made me want to blow donkey chunks. Jesus, buy some boxer briefs, dude.

by floppyjunkistheenemy February 27, 2008

Appartment Junk

One who lives in an a appartment, with is mom at Cascade Ghettos (Meadows)

White kid who wears cargo shorts all the time and is a coon and lives in appartment junk

by Bellingham44 January 6, 2010

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 14, 2005

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.

by Matty Firm June 14, 2022

Space Junk

Abandoned Facebook Groups, Blogs, and web sites that float meaninglessly through cyberspace. Named after the tons of Space Age detritus in orbit around the Earth.

"Find any good blogs about John Kerry?"

"Nothing but space junk"

by TMegg May 12, 2009

junk hog

One who uses way more than enough junk or heroin to maintain a proper existance.

Bill said Mikey the hat was the biggest junk hog on the East Coast, but I think it is Sammy the Jam.

by miosis April 4, 2006

Junk Bag

A slang term for the male ball sack ,scrotum sac or also known as the nut sack.

I pissed my wife off yesterday and she kicked me in the junk bag.

by Mastequila September 9, 2011