When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.
Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.
by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015
Get the Cell Shalkedmug. by BTRequiem April 28, 2023
Get the single-celled organismmug. A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die
by I love celling tiles May 31, 2024
Get the celling tilemug. by funkyfunkster January 17, 2022
Get the cell membranemug. The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.
I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Get the cell-u-lar-versitymug. The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.
Not to be confused with "shower sleep".
Not to be confused with "shower sleep".
Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."
by MST3K I like September 26, 2025
Get the Cell Showermug. Brain cell loss moment that can be several things including: Quite possibly the most annoying moment in your life where you become a dumbass for 5 seconds and after that you forget what you were trying to do (like walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in). Watching D.E.I training videos. Talking to a dumbass making yourself a dumbass (it can also work like a plague jumping person to person) until your intelligence kicks back in (which can be never). Trying to think of more definitions for this word. When you were about to watch a video but a short pops up and you watch and try to go back but it's gone.
Mike: *Walks into a room*
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"
by HAMBURGER007 June 3, 2025
Get the Brain cell loss momentmug.