Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D

Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!

by tonyfamous June 23, 2011

Work on a Project

To go to the house of a partner in a class project and get completely stoned

Steve-O "hey ben lets totally WORK ON A PROJECT, that one for marine bio wud be nice"

Ben "Dude I love working on projects!"

by what number am i thinking? 69 October 28, 2008

detective work

group sex

Hey there; do you and your friends want to come back to my van and do some detective work?

by Jean Genet Ramsey October 21, 2008

work coma

When you've been working so much you miss out on pop culture references.

Dude, what's all this "winning" stuff that Charlie Sheen has been saying? I've been in a total work coma for the last few weeks.

by Defyna May 10, 2011

working on fig

Prostituting yourself for mere change. Cheapest whores ever Extra cheap after rainy days

After exhausting all my funds I was employed by a pimp making easy money while working on fig.

by True Boss Lady March 3, 2014

gloves work

(quote) - Phrase OJ Simpson uttered while appointed to President Joe Biden's cabinet as COVID-19 safety constant under Dr. Fauci. Mr. Simpson was considered for the position to increase public awareness of strategies to stop spread of COVID-19.

Did you see the public service announcement about gloves w masks? it's called "gloves work" ?

Oh thats very informative! Glad that Biden has chosen to keep us safe!!!😊 Who is the face of this project?

OJ Simpson of course!! He is a true believer. 🧤

by $lapaho February 7, 2021

Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016