Dylan

Pretty much a piece of poop in a toilet bowl

Yo your shit looks like dylan

by Mrs vantussele July 20, 2018

Dylan

super duper duper gay.

"don't be dylan"

by asljkBDFASLKFBFSDKLABF June 10, 2018

Dylan

A motherfucking fatass that shits in the toilet and breaks the toilet. He is such a bitch.

Stop being a Dylan!

by Niqwr1848 March 8, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a guy who's super gay. He loves willy more than a duck loves water.

We don't judge Dylan for being gay.

by Yar Mouth August 10, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a right old twat if you ever see one, deck the fucker.

This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.

Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.

This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"

Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."

Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"

by Uniwaffle July 30, 2019

Dylan

Has freckles, brown hair, loves mustang's, has 2 dogs, almost 6 feet tall, ladies man, average dick, born in september, and loves chinese food.

Dylan is perfect,... for dogs.

by DylanWilliams69420 September 11, 2020

Dylan

A fuckboi who trys to stick his milameter Peter in to every girl he sees. a fat ugly fuck who can't spell. Thinks he is a light skin nigga. Beats his meat daily and never had any good pussy. (I am Dylan so I know this is true)

Man Dylan is one ugly fucking cunt.

by Xgscumpthemkids October 2, 2017